Forbidden City Cop -Remastered (1996)
Director(s) - Stephen Chow Sing-Chi and Vincent Kok Tak-Chiu
DVD Released by : Mei Ah
Player reviewed with : Citizen JDVD 3820
Receiver reviewed with : N/A
 
Features:
Dolby 5.1 Cantonese and Dolby 2.0 Cantonese and Mandarin Soundtracks
English, and Chinese Traditional and Simplified Subtitles
Enhanced for 16 x 9 TVs
Trailer
Filmmaker's Audio Commentary
Running Time : 91 mins.
Region : All

While Stephen Chow Sing-Chi may have become an international superstar with Shaolin Soccer, in Hong Kong he's practically been a one man industry with a string of hits throughout the '90s. With his unique delivery and amazing charisma he has established his own style of 'nonsense' comedy that has made him the undisputed 'king of comedy' and left a permanent mark on Hong Kong filmmaking. However, even the best can have an off day. While Forbidden City Cop is not as bad as some of Chow's worst films (that distinction is shared by the execrable 60 Million Dollar Man and Out of the Dark), it's no where near as good as the hysterical God of Cookery or the epic Chinese Odyssey.

A mild box office hit, Forbidden City Cop opens with a parody of Gu Long's famous duel between the swordsmen Sai Moon Chui Suet ('Simon the Snow-blower) and Yip Gu Shing. Chow suddenly interrupts the fight as secret agent Ling Ling Fat (a pun on 008). As a member of the Emperor's personal guards it's his job to protect the peace, unfortunately he's terrible at it and allows them to escape. Fired for his incompetence, Fat returns home to his loyal wife Kar Ling, played wonderfully by Carina Lau Kar-Ling and starts his new practice as an incompetent gynecologist. Actually what he's best at is concocting crazy devices and gadgets (not unlike 007's doodad supplier, Q) that drives his wife nuts, such as a human powered kitchen fan and a novel use for rodents. Alas, Fat remains a loyal retainer and when he hears of an assassination plot against the Emperor, he and his wife sets off into the dangerous territory of their enemies in the Gum Kingdom to save the day. Those who think I've given away too many gags or plot, don't worry, you'll see the set-ups a mile away and the scenes will drag on so long you'll forget what you were watching anyway.

One of the reasons for the film's popularity is the presence of Carina Lau, an underrated actress who gives a lovely performance. She shines in every scene she's in, but unfortunately she just doesn't have any chemistry with Chow who sleepwalks through his role as the bumbling husband. His silly mugging and shtick is just too well worn and does nothing to distinguish Fat from the countless other goofy heroes he's played a hundred times. The supporting cast does their best to generate some laughs with the comical Law Kar-Ying as Fat's hapless sidekick who's forced to demonstrate a number of his ill-fated experiments. Television star Cheung Tat-Ming does an amusing turn as the selfish Emperor, as does the director himself, Vincent Kok Tak-chiu briefly playing a doctor with sharp knife and an ego to match. The other stand out is of course the stunning Carmen Lee as Gum Tso, a woman so alluring that she may even come between Fat and his wife. But even with these fine performances, they can't make up for a bored Chow, whose lack of manic energy or charm left me snoozing.

As this is primarily a comedy, there aren't a lot of action scenes, but the ones that are there are typical wire-fu with quick cuts and fast moving camera work. A few of the villains are unusual enough, but the battles just aren't interesting. Action director Poon Kin-Gwan's pedestrian choreography with Kin Lee Kin-Keung's poorly shot cinematography add up to an unremarkable visual experience.

I've quite enjoyed Mei Ah's series of remastered DVDs, but this re-release is a serious disappointment. By all accounts the original letterboxed Forbidden City Cop was atrocious, but this isn't much better. The print is in terrible shape with numerous scratches and dirt. This is a dingy dark film to begin with and now certain sections have an ugly greenish tint, while others have oversaturated colours that are overblown leaving a blurry, smeared mess. At least it's anamorphically encoded, but it's crammed on a single-layer DVD-5 with a low 4-5 bit rate. This severe step backwards for Mei Ah is all the more ironic because of the HD pamphlet they've started to include with all their new releases that tout the benefits of their High-Definition remastering technology. None of which is on display here. I don't mind that none of their films go through any kind of expensive digital restoration, all I want is a good transfer of a clean print, but surely Mei Ah could have done a better job than this. While I wouldn't call the results unwatchable, you have been warned.

The disc comes with a Cantonese Dolby 5.1 soundtrack and the Cantonese theatrical mix and Mandarin dub in 2.0. One of the few Hong Kong films to be shot in sync sound, the performers real voices can be heard adequately, if a bit harsh and tinny on both Cantonese tracks with the 5.1 sounding a little bit clearer.

The English subtitles do their job, but as with most comedies, a lot is lost in translation.

In terms of extras, it's the usual Mei Ah synopsis, cast and crew, and trailer except for the unexpected inclusion of an Audio Commentary! I wasn't expecting it, nor is it mentioned on the back of the cardboard slip case, although the case inside does list it. This is a more than welcome addition as it brings together host Yip Leen Sum, and directors' Edmond Pang Ho Cheung and Vincent Kok Tak-Chiu. Note that while Yip and Pang had nothing to do with the production, this group commentary was opportunity for them to chat about films again like they used to in their old studio days. The three gentlemen have great chemistry and really seem to be enjoying themselves, ribbing each other and cracking jokes. They also reveal quite a bit about the film, such as Kok's original idea for the opening sequence. Those who recognized the opening theme will know it's from TVB's celebrated Luk Siu Fung series from the '70s. Originally, he had wanted the original television actors to reprise their famous roles, but when he found out that one of them had permanently retired as a monk (Wong Yuen Sang as Sai Moon Chui Suet) he had to rethink the whole scene, eventually coming up with the gag as seen in the film. They're very complimentary of the other performers, especially Carina Lau and Stephen Chow whose co-directing credit interestingly came about after production when Kok realized how much Chow had contributed to the film. This is a very engaging commentary, packed with anecdotes and is well worth a listen, but only if you understand Chinese as it is not subtitled in English.

Forbidden City Cop is a mediocre comedy that despite some good performances fails to match the verve and spunk of other Chow vehicles, like his James Bond-inspired romp From Beijing with Love and the costumed Royal Tramp. I'm not a fan of this film, but those who are and have been waiting for this re-release are going to be somewhat disappointed. While the presentation is a big letdown, at least it's anamorphic this time around. The inclusion of the commentary almost makes the disc worthwhile, but the lack of English subtitles (unlike on Pang's excellent Men Suddenly in Black DVD) really limits its appeal. I certainly hope that this slide in quality is only a misstep on Mei Ah's part and not the start of a trend.

Reviewed 11/04
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